a penis, it is short but seems long when it gets hard". Saw this on my cousin FB status and this brighten my Monday morning.
Hilarious start to the definitely blued Monday. Back from the long weekend is a tortured as always but the best news is, I am going to Taipei this week, shopping time. Not my first time to Taipei though, still excited about the shopping and nice foodies.
Also, what do we do when the penis gets hard? I means when life gets hard? Good thing is I have funny, bimbo-ish, warmth memories that kept me going....
One of the recent incident:
Bimbo visited me on Good Friday, I was all ready, made up and dressed up when she came. She sat at my sofa, we lazed for awhile and I asked when we are leaving...then she said..'aren't you going to change?'...I told her...'I have already changed....do i look like i am wearing my PJ?'...=_=!!!
Can die...x 1000000000000000000000000000
