No, I am not pregnant and I am not waiting for anything

Interestingly and funnily, I have been asked upteen time this week two questions.

Question 1: Are you pregnant??
Answer: NO....
Question 2: What are you waiting for? ( in angry and frustrated tone)
Answer: No, I am not waiting for anyting -_-

Those who asked includes friends, colleagues, provision shop owner from my work place, Japanese resturant owner, my cousins, my grandma, my mother...the list will add on.